"I'm not just a dog; I'm a trendsetter with a fanbase of squirrels and mailmen. Bow-wow down, I'm kind of a big deal!"
Behold the 'Vortex,' a futuristic fusion of form and function. This cone-shaped wonder features captivating hues of purple and dichroic magic, with a sleek handle for seamless toking. Crowned with a dichroic glass wrap, it's a visual masterpiece that transcends time. Accompanying your smoking adventures is your futuristic canine companion, ready to add a touch of cosmic charm to your every puff.
*Doggie not included (that would be fun though)